so one day i was on ebay and then i said "i'm gonna buy a game i used to play when i was little!" and so i looked up super mario 64 and found it for free and then i bought it and then i got it in the mail 2 minutes later and i was like "wow that was fast!"
so then i put it in my n64 i found on the side of the street that had a note on it that said "do not touch it's fucking haunted' and then i played the game. mario's face in the beginning of it was all hyperrealistic with hyperrealstic blood and was hyperrealitic and i was like "ohhh noooo this can't be good."
so then i looked at the pervious profiles and all of the had over 9000 stars and so i clicked the first one and it took me to the mushroom kingdom on fire. and toad ran out and said "oh no! it's all your fault mario you motherfucking bitchdick fucker!" and then his eyes turned read and some girl stabbed him and then she killed herself.
so then i walk up the castle and then i walke in and the princess is hyperrealistic with hyperrealstic eyes. and then suicide squidward came and killed us all and then he died.
and then someone knocked on my door and gave me a dvd and left. and then i watched it and it was suicide mouse. then i watched it and then i killed myself.
the end.